25, erm, interesting things about me...

I’m an aquarius (not an aquarium).

I have 2 kids aged 2 and 7.

I love chocolate icecream.

I have a mole on my left thigh that sometimes grows a little hair. It's good to share right?

I’ve never had a tooth pulled out.

I once met Grotbags from Emu’s pink windmill show. Anyone remember her? It might be just a Brit thing, sorry. You weren't missing out though. It was bad. Disturbing even.

I write daft poems.

I think Spike Milligan and Vic Reeves are geniuses/genii.

I love bouncy guitar tunes.

I worry about my weight,(typical woman right?)

One of my favourite books is Pride and Prejudice. I love reading.

I used to be a dog groomer/canine beautician.

My favourite artist is Govinder Nazran. Have a look. He's fab.

I like to eat risotto. Mmmmm, risottooooooooo.

I can roll my tongue.

I am pale and interesting but my cheeks go red when I’m tired, drunk, embarrassed or hot.

I like jokes like this: -What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
-Shakespeare walked into a bar, barman said, “Y’ barred.”

I drink vodka, White Zinfandel, red wine, lager, water, apple juice and and tea.

I cry at anything sad on tv (sad as in heart wrenching, not as in cheesy or darn rubbish.)

I don’t want to grow up too soon...

I don’t like ignorance, brown sauce or neat whisky (or dishevelled whisky.)

I once fell down some steps in a bar, landed on my feet, didn’t spill my drink, and nobody saw.

I’d quite like to own a donkey.

According to my ex, and my husband Mr B, I have a characterful nose. I have no idea what that means.

I have been harassed by slugs.

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