So, I have about a minute to enter something wickedly interesting and funny about me as I am doing this on stolen time at the office. Okay, to first understand me, you should know that I am not interested in the motor vehicle, the Hummer, at all. I have a sly sense of humor and am a huge fan of the double entendre.

So, I like to surprise people by always doing something surprising. I was in an 18 year relationship with a man I never intended to marry but settled because it was easy. Then, I dumped him suddenly, fell madly in love with a guy from my high school days, and subsequently was dumped and heart broken. Last December, after I swore off all men, I received a call from another high school love interest. (What!?! Is my contact info on a bathroom stall somewhere?) Guess what, I fell in love again, even though I was quite resistent. However, this time, it's a good thing. He fell in love too and asked me to marry him on Valentine's Day. (I'm not certain, but I think a certain red corset may have sealed the deal.) So, in April, I tried to die. (Well, I didn't actively try, but sometimes, you are late for the party.) I found out that I was a very sick girl who had been a walking time bomb for a long time. I had a clotting blood disorder and threw one to my lungs which caused heart failure. After cheating death, I immediately became pregnant. (I guess they shouldn't have taken away my beer and cigarettes.) So, now, I'm taking one day at a time and trying to slow it down to breathe.

Now, the only reason I joined up is that my little sister, JoJo, freaked me out with a highly intelligent poem about the obsession of cyber junkies. I needed to critique her and couldn't do it without joining. Will I be active on this blog site? I guess we'll see....

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