Mr. Nim: Honey when is the Pennsylvania primary?

ME: I dunno. My party is all done picking.

ADAM: What's a Primary.

ME: It's when you decide who's going to try to be president.

ADAM: I think I'd like to vote for Hilary.

ME: Why?

ADAM: I guess I'd like to know what women would think.

MR. NIM: And what sort of laws do you think women would make.

ADAM: [slowly and deliberately - this takes a lot of thought] Probably they'd keep the one where boys can't hit girls unless they're really big muscle girls.

MR. NIM: Anything else?

ADAM: Maybe there'd be boxing for men and women. But you know the women would box the women only...

EVE: Oh and there'd be free lipstick for everyone!

ME: Now I'm feelin' it. Sorta like a chicken in every pot?