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No Doctor Needed; I Am Very Healthy Posted 4 months ago
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As Ben Franklin said, 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service


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LiteralDan said (2 months ago)
Nicely phrased, and hilarious!
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Mrs.4444 said (4 months ago)
Darn! I'm allergic to alcohol! Guess I'm going to die earlier. Does Diet Coke count as water, wine, or transmission fluid?

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